The retirement plan for people with terrible financial instincts
Launch now.
Retire eventually.
Launch a coin that trades in SOL. Your creator rewards auto-convert to tokenized SPY and lock on-chain for 20–100 years. Because apparently diamond hands weren't enough.
Minimum commitment: 20 years of pretending this was the plan.
Your 401c
On track*Creator retirement account
— SOL
Locked creator rewards (0 SPYx)
Unlock date—
Time remaining—
Rewards becomeSPY
Since launch
50 year outlook—
*We have absolutely no idea what “on track” means. The numbers are real; the line is aspirational.
The chain is thinking…✦
How 401c works
A retirement plan with a bonding curve.
Launch your coin. It trades in SOL. We convert your creator rewards to tokenized SPY and lock them until future-you is old enough to appreciate them.
01Launch
Give your life's work a ticker. Pick how long the lock lasts: 20 to 100 years.
02Trade
Your coin trades against SOL on a bonding curve, pump.fun style.
03Earn
Every swap pays a 1% fee. Half of it is yours. 60% if you locked 50+ years.
04Lock
Your rewards auto-convert to tokenized SPY. Then we take away the sell button.
05Wait
Go outside. Learn woodworking.
06Retire
Congratulations. Probably.
People planning way too far ahead.
View all →| Coin | Market cap | Creator rewards | Growth | Lock |
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Ruin your liquidity.
Choose a ticker today. See your creator rewards again sometime between 2046 and 2126.